Wednesday, January 16, 2008

Fortune Cookies = !Chinese

From the NYTimes, a picture of fortune cookie and her long lost Japanese Mom.

I've been fascinated by fortune cookies ever since I received a bag to give away for my birthday to my kindergarten classmates in Texas. This article describes the most plausible theory I've seen re:the birth of the cookie.

Tuesday, March 27, 2007

A History of Inseams

I saw the hottest striped pants in slate at my favorite boutique last week. Riffing through the stack for size, the only numbers I saw were 25, 26 and 27.

Me: These can't be the inseam numbers
Cute Salesgirl: Yeah, they're the waist sizes...You're probably a 25
Me: I used to wear a 26. What's the inseam?
Salesgirl: Lemme see...I think it's 34". Most pants come long these days. You could try hemming.

Sure I can have the pants hemmed. But that'd throw the proportions entirely off. Growing up I didn't even know what inseam meant, I always got size 4 at the Gap or JCrew. Then I went through my College fascination with Banana Republic (ew) where I bought size 2 pants. The first time I heard the word inseam was at the Diesel store in Chicago, where the thin gay salescleark announced "Diesel Jeans never go on sale", and I was a "26x31".

Then I started to happily alternate between 30" and 32" depending on the weather and my shoes. Then more designer denim came out, more models were born(??) and the inseams crept up to 33". No problem. I can wear higher heels or hem an inch. But 34"?? No to mention 34" with a 26" waist. What percentage of the population fits that? The salesgirl was really sympathetic and volunteered that she had the same problem - we even traded info on cheapo local tailors. But still.

Maybe I should go back to my pattern-making teacher and learn how to make pants really well this time??

(pics from the racks of shopbop.com...both 34", natch)

Friday, March 9, 2007

animaux we eat

I had duck confit, spicy peanut butter fried frog legs, and bunny legs for lunch at the work cafeteria. This was following the previous day's menu of alligator meat, which I missed.

btw, the frog legs did not taste like chicken. It's a lot more fen

Thursday, March 1, 2007

gravity

I just destroyed two big bowls while trimming in the studio :(

I'm working on a series of bowls with a new silhouette - the bowl rim should extends far far out from the base, resulting in a floating S curve that should be all so beautiful if only the clay didn't cave in every time I tried to trim them.

I finally realized during the second cave-in that I'm better off throwing this shape in two parts, attach them, then trim the whole thing. What I'm doing now (throwing the shape in one piece) is just too much gravity for the almost horizontal part of the curve to not cave.

and yes I know this makes sense to nobody(at least until I upload a pic of the finished shape :)

Friday, February 23, 2007

now what?

okay so, there's been no post/comment for over a month, apparently NOBODY loves a Moose in the wild, not even us...

what should we write about next??

Sunday, January 21, 2007

There's light but nobody is home

The night of the nouvel an, Moose & Juice went hunting for food and passed by a foggy smoky bistro in the middle of the city of lights...

moose
: Quand est-ce que vous fermez aujourd'hui?
barman: uh?!
moose: Quand est-ce que vous fermez aujourd'hui?
barman: bah, aujourd'hui!
moose: uh?! Non, mais a qu'elle heure?
barman: uh?! Je sais pas moi!
moose: uh?
barman: Pas avant 1h...

Thursday, January 18, 2007

Paris vs. Taipei - breakfast

the Moose is a skinny four legged aminal that requires constant feeding. Favorites include bread/dessert/CHOCOLATE/seafood/cheese cheese CHEESE. and more chocolate.

Breakfast in Paris...
pain au choc, pain au raisin, plus Maman Moose's freshly squeezed orange juice. Food procurement radius - 500 meters.


(some bûche de Noël from a bakery in Paris)

In Paris every major residential blvd (m.r.b) has at least two patisseries offering the std pains du jour plus bat breads galore. Bread is important and no Parisian worth his salt wants to travel for it. Freshness is important (how dare you sell a croissant from the morning in the afternoon??) as is price (but this thing used to cost 2 Francs?? how dare you charge me 2 Euros?!). Around Christmas the patisseries are often loaded with gâteau gâteau and more gâteaux like petite bûche de Noël or handmade chocs that attract the Moose like a deer in headlights.


Breakfast in Taipei...

In Taipei the density of bakeries is approx 1 per m.r.b. Let's face it, bread and gâteau are the foods of the Mooses not Juices. That doesn't mean one has to run far for bread - only fat lazy Mooses that dislike their corner bakeries are due for exercise.

(pic of a bakery near my house in Taipei) The average bakery bakes 3-4 times a day (the schedule is usually posted) and uses probably half the amt of beurre in its products than the Parisian patisserie. You're also much less likely to find chocolate coupled with bread, but almost everything else ranging from cheese/vegetables/red beans/almonds/hotdogs(?!) may be used and it's best to check the labels before biting your way to surprise.

btw it's not hard to find croissants but for some reason baguettes have never caught on. This might be because Taiwanese people don't consider bread as part of a meal - it's more like a dessert or snack instead. A real breakfast means mantous and dumplings and drinks made of soybeans or rice. The food is usually made to order in the front of the shop and served piping hot to waiting customers. No idea how a Moose would react to this, but there's definitely no beurre in any of this, it's mostly vegetarian friendly, and -I- love it :)

(also, the local 7-Elevens stock a full range of breads and sandwiches delivered daily so that would fit the bill for a Moose on the run)


Lunch is up next... it's not easy feeding such an exotic aminal around the clock!